You Know You Have Boys When...

...you tuck your four-year-old into bed with a gun. (Yes, Boy #4 is currently cuddled up to a toy gun.)

...the same four-year-old lovingly bundles his toy skidloader after giving it a bath.

...you read Dodge Vipers for a bedtime story.

...you're actually enthused when your mother announces she's coming over to drop off part of a dead snake.

Care to add to my list?