...and then what happened?

1. We never found the ski wax
2. The boys were like frozen in the morning so I left home late, trying to motivate them to pack up
3. I was kind enough to drop their skis off to school, as they would have had to carry them for quite a bit
4. I noticed undone homework assignments on a blackboard at school
5. I called home to inform that someone will get a penalty mark if they start slipping homework the first time they get some
6. I went to a supermarket at 8.10 to get goggles for the swim birthday party
7. I was not more than half an hour late for work
8. I couldn't finish wrapping the present at night because we had run out of tape during Christmas
9. I took a tape roll from work in my purse and wrapped at home still after work, my kid told me that I stole. I told him that such is life and I think I just borrowed eight stretches of tape and am willing to give them back the minute I get my own tape. Force major.
10. I feel fat
11. I'm going to start working up a sweat at home
12. I can't do that because I have three grocery bags in the kitchen, unpacked
13. Then I need to cook dinner
14. Then I'll definitely start working out. Promise.